The Elephant Joke
I maintain, no matter what, that this is the most awesome joke in history.
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant in the fridge?
A: There's footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell if there's two elephants in the fridge?
A: There's two sets of footprints in the butter, and food keeps disappearing.
Q: How can you tell if there's three elephants in the fridge?
A: You find it difficult to close the door.
Q: How can you tell if there's four elephants in the fridge?
A: There's a VW Beetle in the driveway.
