I maintain, no matter what, that this is the most awesome joke in history.

Q:	How many elephants can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A:	Four.  Two in the front, two in the back.

Q:	How can you tell if there's an elephant in the fridge?
A:	There's footprints in the butter.

Q:	How can you tell if there's two elephants in the fridge?
A:	There's two sets of footprints in the butter, and food keeps
	disappearing.

Q:	How can you tell if there's three elephants in the fridge?
A:	You find it difficult to close the door.

Q:	How can you tell if there's four elephants in the fridge?
A:	There's a VW Beetle in the driveway.