Disambiguation
Just to clarify, I am Jonathan Rothwell. With a TH. Not an S.
- I am not related in any way to the alleged UFO incident
- I have never been to any of these places:
- I am not related to the cancer treatment clinic in Buffalo, New York
And while we’re at it…
- I’ve never been to any of these places called Rockwell
- I’ve never caught a train from Rockwell Station
- Although I appreciate the beauty of the Rockwell slab serif typeface, I have nothing to do with it
- Mercifully, I have nothing to do with this bastard
- I like this guy’s films, but sadly am not related to him, have never met him, and will not pass fan mail on to him
- I’ve never been to any of these Rothwells:
- …and finally… my name is not Rotwell.
